hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(Source: cantankerouscrab, via stradlatersgirl)

lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

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pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

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pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

• no
• stop
• dude
• literally
• like
• seriously
• fuck

That’s a sentence right there

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lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

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